Comment and I will...
1) Give you a llama if I haven't already.
2) Associate you with something random (song, color, picture, etc.).
3) Associate you with a character.
4) Tell you what I like about you.
5) Recommend your next meal.
6) Tell you which of your deviations is my favorite.
7) Tell you what I would do if we were in the same room.
8) Tell you what I say, in only three words, if we were handcuffed together in the back of a police car.
9) In return, you must post this to your journal.